Do you have friends? (yes you do, duh) Are they dating? (yes they are, duh) Do they occasionally date people that have… well… very few redeeming qualities? (yes they do, duh) Do you wish they were dating someone AWESOME instead? (yes you do, duh)

Now that we’ve clear that up, it seems about that time to mentally check out at work… so get to it and start by giving this month’s post a read ;)